Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML
Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
robc32ca 4
sounds like subconsciously you did it on purpose. please go on.
locachick101 0
well damn.. did you steal some kids milk and cookies too?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (67)
amysousa 6
not good
bailes_o_hay 0
lol and the look on OP's face like "oh shit!"
jweezy89 4
So just a clever way to say your teacher is your parent? Or just that the two children are related to one another?
bevsta 7
loll
TheCookehMonstet 0
Shoulda gave them some cookies, cookies make EVERYTHING better.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
We had this guest in class, daddy! He molesterd us but then we got cookies! All better(:
MissErikaHart 0
why dont u stop volunteering for things ur not good at.
1personinthiswor 0
I love how it's a child psychology class, too. Smooth, OP. I understand the instance with the little girl, but how do you accidentally push so hard you fling a little kid out of a swing?
tj79 3
I think you did this not by accident but by your subconscious because you have repressed anger towards your teacher
jpwdragon 0
CHILD HATER (jks, that sucks)
bebacklater 0
oh yea... you are done. actually ydi... just for sucking on outside activities!
robc32ca 4
sounds like subconsciously you did it on purpose. please go on.
yousodi 10
ha!
BenD0VER 0
We know you meant it. Don't lie.
morgs1 0
maybe a new job, far away from little kids
smokeymcpottt 3
Get off the roids!
luchie_fml 0
ahahahahahahahaha!
hmbsfp 0
hahahahha
airstik2003 0
don't forget to put your hands together while you say that
locachick101 0
well damn.. did you steal some kids milk and cookies too?
Judus_beej 0
I don't think anything to do with kids is your calling. start looking elsewhere.
mintcar 10
I'm sure they were all accidents, Learn to play gently with children, OP.
mintcar 10
.*
CloudEnvy 17
Because the children were unintentional it softens the act? Ah, fair enough.
1personinthiswor 0
Tell that to the kid who just flew across the playground.