Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
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gosh_mate 30
I feel like you may deserve this for not checking your bag throughly
max_dilbe 14
Every person has had their fair share of brain fart moments.. It's alright OP! More like **** your mom's life..
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Comments (45)
gosh_mate 30
I feel like you may deserve this for not checking your bag throughly
DerrickJames 33
Especially after three hours.. My purse would have been inside-out.
bandaidstations 28
How many of you have dumped the purse out multiple times and like the 4th try what you were looking for magically appears. YDI on this one. Triple check the purse, any woman knows it's like a black hole that eats things...
nishimehta 21
You deserve this though.
Chloe555_fml 27
I think everyone has done this at some point in their lives.
Cty87 6
Not men 90% of us don't use purses/handbags (not meant to be sexist).
militarybrat 21
No, because I'm not an idiot.
nooblper 21
What made you think you locked them in your car, exactly?
max_dilbe 14
Every person has had their fair share of brain fart moments.. It's alright OP! More like **** your mom's life..
Oktopussy 13
The part "mom's life" in your message was not seen by me due to the thumb up logo which was over it. I first understood your message in a much different manner. More “brain fart” spotted.
lexred 30
You should be more careful. Its no use posting FMLs in which you have been careless as shit.
ihavenolifehaha 16
Maybe you should actually check your bag next time before assuming you locked them in your car. YDI
Le_ponderer 14
3 hours OP? The first rule of a thorough bag search is finding a wide, level surface and just dump everything on there. Then sift through the items and place them back in the bag. Works every time if the item is in there to begin with.
Oktopussy 13
Keyception, the film.
Lalala579121 28
A key within a key? That would be weird. But the FML was a key within a purse, so not really applicable.
YoloWhiteRSA 20
Seems to me like you are a but stressed if you miss something so obvious. Take a deep breath and relax OP.