Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I bought new earphones for my phone so I could finally listen to music again. Not an hour later I broke it. FML
Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
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Top comments
dreamering 16
bang your head. Maybe you'll have the same result
Lounia_fml 8
Just return the new one. It isn't rocket science now is it?
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Comments (184)
Sexywifey91 0
well sucks that you wasted money!!!
IphonFML 6
hahahah thats happened to me before. But i didnt get a new one:P, just smashed the old one and started workkkkinnggg.
mona_is_here 10
Should have put your rage into action much earlier. YDI
Tasanasanta 0
It's called the Armegedon technique. It's how they fix things in Soviet Russia.. AND IT ALWAYS WORKS! Kudos to those who get this
Brittaneyyy 0
here's a easy fix try returning it
thatonek1d 0
lucky. now u got 2 iPods
fatvader64 5
it happened to me I washed my iPod nano and I bought the iPod touch and a couple months later I tired my iPod nano again and it worked perfectly so I gave it to my gf as a present and she loves it hahaha double win for me :)
johnsmith3321 0
lol
Seba_2020 0
well that isnt bad at all. Shows us all a lesson: things are fixed with love and care. Do the right thing with the old one... give it to a randomn kid on the street!
zp5 4
what an idiot. "iPod" is lowercase i and uppercase P. GET IT RIGHT!
Jessi2487 0
complain complain complain. put the old nano in the new box and take it back to the store. not only do u have a new ipod but u have a new ipod for free. case closef
xBangOut 4
It is called " Fixing things in russian style"
ifyouseekamy666 0
u think it'd work for me since I dropped my iPod in the toilet and now the only thing it won't do is play my favourite songs.. plays all the other ones tho idk y.. prolly in spite of me for being a bad mommy xP
iCJ86 0
ummm....exchange the other one. problem solved.
iCJ86 0
ummm....exchange the other one. problem solved.
TransitionCovery 0
It's iPod
pwincessa23 1
so??? just sell it cuz it works now n u got a new one! not an fml
marmlr339 14
my old iPod started working 6 months after I bought a new one too!
luvtheknot 6
umm sell the old one on ebay
13BlackCat 2
don't return it. keep it as back up. murphy's law says as soon as you return it, your old one dies for good
TheBestAround23 13
This is the best idea
mrahhhhh 21
then sell it dummy
kotomi 0
or return the new iPod
rawrzy 0
or just keep both. seriously I'd love to have two iPods. then I'd have the memory for all my music and apps.
lilhedz 0
it's a nano
Lounia_fml 8
Just return the new one. It isn't rocket science now is it?
MAGNAVOX 0
No, rocket science deals with rockets, not iPods.
brownlace 0
lol @ Lou. exactly
tngodzilla 0
oh good one magnafox, you are cunning.
MAGNAVOX 0
who is magnafox?
jbonzi 0
that's hilarious. FYL
niggatyrone 0
lol you got a nano
fatalkiss 0
ok, not an fml. you have two iPods
flotar 0
agreed. no fml here.
Mervin22 6
Wow. you're a cutie!
babeeee13 0
exactually.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Zero fml, obviously she had the money to buy it, so just return it or shut up and be happy
ThePaperDragon 31
I'm agreeing with Mervin, and that's to say the least.
thecrazyasian 3
ur beautifulllll
mintcar 10
Return it? Or sell it. Simple.
Shell02 0
yeah I don't get what's so bad about this.
ohhoho 2
How is this a FML. This is a WIN.
dreamering 16
bang your head. Maybe you'll have the same result
Aoifexzx 3
haa good one
afallingstar 22
obviously it didn't work that's why they posted this as an fml
Maladjusted1 0
Haha funny.
bangscr3w 0
agree wit # 8
snickergiggles 0
agreed with the rest . congratulations on having the money to go get a new one right away.
PrincessPaytonn 0
someones a cutie(;
ScaryyMary 14
Someone's a creeper ;]
natilie69 0
i agree with 68 :)
_HeadShot_ 0
a snickerdoodles wannabe?