Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML
Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, a bear dragged my neighbor's garbage across the street and stopped right in the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter the contents and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML
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The_Commentor_ 6
You deserve it if you dont have a fence or let your dog walk around freely. FYL if there is a fence and you son/daughter let the dog out and it went to the burnt garbadge.
Talia_91 13
I heard it illegal to burn garbage and not to have a garbage service. I'd call the police that's not healthy for you or anyone near breathing that in and for the environment.
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Comments (69)
howslife123 0
go take your dogs crap and put it in a paper bag and set it on fire on their doorstep
Xquisite1 28
The keyword is "their" backyard. Keep your dog in your yard!
fthku 13
OP, call the cops. I'm not American, but I doubt it's legal, and it's a real health risk.
smashgrab 0
Depending on where you live it's completely legal. I used to burn my trash until I moved into town.
perdix 31
You'd better keep your pet in your yard, or you might end up with a hot dog.
aback 5
Control your dog. You're lucky they didn't antifreeze it.
AlyshaDeShae 10
You deserve it. Keep your nasty, garbage eating dog in your own yard. And just an FYI for those saying that OP should call the cops because garbage burning is illegal, these neighbors could very easily have a compost pile or even a compost bucket that the dog chewed into which would explain the plastic. Considering that the OP let's his dog run around in other peoples' yards chewing on their garbage, I would say it's quite possible that this dog is chewing up their good stuff, too. Regardless, YDI OP. This is entirely your fault for being a negligent owner. If you're going to own a pet, take care of it and keep it in your own yard.
fthku 13
Compost, of course! What enriches soil more than cigarettes, chewed up spaghetti and plastic. Sarcasm aside, it might explain plastic alone if the bucket itself is made of plastic, but I'm imagining more of a plastic bottle sort of plastic here. Cigarettes and spaghetti? not so much.
AlyshaDeShae 10
I didn't say the neighbors were smart. I know some seriously stupid people who put *anything* that isn't plastic, metal, or styrofoam into their compost piles. And the few people I know that smoke and have a compost pile always put their butts in there. They think it means that they're doing good even though they're polluting the air and killing themselves and those around them with the smoking. In regards to this FML, though, it doesn't matter where the neighbor's garbage is or what they do with it. The OP is too lazy and inconsiderate to keep his dog on his own property. For all we know his dog dumped over their garbage can, chewed it up, and then started eating the garbage. That happens a lot in my parents' neighborhood and it's really frustrating.
fthku 13
That OP is stupid or just an asshole who doesn't care wasn't even a question. In regards to what you said - Jeez..
ThePwnapple 0
Snap the dogs neck.
MirandaAjanovic 0
damn!
sallen0046 4
YDI for letting your dog roam freely through your neighbors yard in the first place. What your neighbors do on their own property is absolutely none of your business, but they could absolutely call animal control for you letting your animal roam their yard. Either put up a fence, or learn to watch your animal.
mrssheldoncooper 0
Ew.