Average
United States
Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
michellemoyah
United States
Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
xoxo96
United States
Forever solo
Today, I went to a Bat Mitzvah. We played a game where all of the girls grabbed one of their shoes and placed it in the middle. Then, all of the guys had to pick a shoe. Whatever guy picked the shoe, the girl had to dance with. No one picked my shoe. Everyone else was dancing except for me. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Lady in Red
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Noname
United States
Social distancing
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
Noname
United States
We just don't see you in that way
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
IcantDance!
Daphne, United States
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML
Anonymous
Salem, United States
Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
P Rogers Nelson
United States
The guest formerly known as…
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML
oddbrien
Baltimore, United States
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
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EllieB123 5
How the hell did you get voted King then, if no one likes you?
whitewoods 3
Start grinding the air next time, you'll attract all the desperate skanks.
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Comments (49)
dtrump_fml 0
damn bro
zykrithium 22
Yeah. Damn. I guess that shit really doesn't matter anymore.
clarkey 0
Do you smell?
The_Commentor_ 6
Did you ask anyone to dance? Are you a bully during school? Or are you just ugly?
ty4nier 16
Thats a great sentence. "Are you just ugly?" Remind me to go to you when i need a self esteem boost
gunmania0 12
are you an asshole to people?
whitewoods 3
Start grinding the air next time, you'll attract all the desperate skanks.
valri3 0
I think I say this for all; "And how do you know?"
docscientist 10
Don't speak for me.
perdix 31
Of course. No one wants to dance with a guy who was voted Prom King as a joke and is covered in pig's blood.
valri3 0
Ok...may I ask why he is covered in pigs blood?
perdix 31
Google "prom" and "pig's blood" to get the reference. YWIA
sourgirl101 29
also "I can see your dirty pillows."
cheex87 0
Carrie! one of my favorite movies!
gnrgirl09 0
#11 I assume you've never seen "Carrie". Correct me if I'm wrong but whoever they crown "queen", aren't they supposed to share a dance? That must have been embarrassing. Sucks to be you.
Prankster7o7 5
it's a reference to the Stephen King movie Carrie.
lolitaababy 0
ahahahahahahahaha
ZombieKitteh 8
I came here to say that! XD and to the person who asked why, it's from a movie called 'Carrie' (not sure about spelling) So many of the students disliked her that it was more than half of the student body so they all decided to vote for her and make her queen as a joke, so they could humiliate her by dumping pig's blood on her when she was on stage. Then they all got violently slaughtered because she was telekinetic and super pissed XD Whoops I didn't realize I was only seeing the first two of many comments on the comment page. I don't comment often =P
valri3 0
Just because you are king, doesn't mean people have to bow down to you.
TheDrop 0
moar liek his king sized HEART is lonely... amirite?
EllieB123 5
How the hell did you get voted King then, if no one likes you?
emmanizzer 6
it's actually really common now, especially at my school, to vote guys that nobody really likes as dance "royalty". especially homecoming. it's really weird though because for the girls it's still a major popularity contest
docscientist 10
Divine right of course.
Farankusu 0
twisted teen society at its finest.
EllieB123 5
Well at the high school I went to, couples are usually voted King & Queen.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You may just be a royal pain in the ass then.
SuperDuperSex 0
I lol'd.