Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML
Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, a bear dragged my neighbor's garbage across the street and stopped right in the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter the contents and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML
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Top comments
The_Commentor_ 6
You deserve it if you dont have a fence or let your dog walk around freely. FYL if there is a fence and you son/daughter let the dog out and it went to the burnt garbadge.
Talia_91 13
I heard it illegal to burn garbage and not to have a garbage service. I'd call the police that's not healthy for you or anyone near breathing that in and for the environment.
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Comments (69)
maliceinwonderla_fml 0
YDI. Keep track of your dog. It's none of your business what your neighbors are doing on their property and it wouldn't be your problem if you didn't let your dog run around unsupervised.
minx663 1
YDI for not containing your dog. Where I come from...THAT is illegal. And stupid. If you cared about your dog and its health you'd keep it on your own property. Its a big bad world out there.
Kkweez 0
Jeez lay off guys. All they did was post a freaking fml!!!!!!
xgetxbentx 13
well ydi for not keeping your dog out of their yard, it's not their responsibility to keep things like that in places where your dog can't eat them, put a fence up or take your dog out on a leash.
elf_fu 0
Jesus christ. Stop worrying about your neighbors, keep your dog out of other peoples lawns and take that puppy to a vet A.S.A.P.
franwins0827 7
YDI for having a dog too retarded to know what's not his food. Also, put up a fence and keep him out of other people's yards. Dog owners who let their dogs run around and crap in their neighbors' yards are some of the most inconsiderate people.
Dr_Facilier 2
Chain up your dog .... just sayin' ....
ferrariic 0
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JRockk 2
you couldnt have confirmed it by either smelling it or seeing smoke? everytime i see people burning garbage there is smoke... i dont know just a thought... =
abcdefgih 0
Omg my neighbor burns his garbage to! But my dog doesn't eat it.