Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML
Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, a bear dragged my neighbor's garbage across the street and stopped right in the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter the contents and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML
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Top comments
The_Commentor_ 6
You deserve it if you dont have a fence or let your dog walk around freely. FYL if there is a fence and you son/daughter let the dog out and it went to the burnt garbadge.
Talia_91 13
I heard it illegal to burn garbage and not to have a garbage service. I'd call the police that's not healthy for you or anyone near breathing that in and for the environment.
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Comments (69)
disney_blonde 16
Why is your dog in your neighbor's backyard?
DocBastard 40
You also confirmed that your dog roots through your neighbour's garbage. Put him in a fenced yard or on a leash, or teach him obedience. You have no right to complain about what your dog gets into if you don't (or can't) control him.
Iskaria 0
We recommend purina in work it's a great brand, though my little guy will only eat hills science plan -.- fussy little messer lol
Buggi_fml 0
If you kept your dog in your own yard you wouldnt have that problem now would you? But that is disgusting
kaceemae 7
maybe they dog got loose from the house, ran out the door or a kid let the dog out with out their lead, or maybe the dog got out of the fence. poor dog could get very ill if any of those things cause intestinal blockage or perforation.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
A smart well trained dog with good breeding would not do that. Keep your mutt in your own yard.
xgetxbentx 13
breeding of dogs has nothing to do with whether or not it's going to get into other peoples trash. dogs are animals, no matter how they were bred or what breed they are, it's in their nature to do those things if they weren't trained not to. you can only blame op for the dogs training and lack of a fenced in area, not it's breeding.
akratzer25 0
making a stupid statement
Cass3m0 0
I think your dog's part raccoon, OP. Might wanna get that checked out. ;D
ashtonTS 0
dont be an ignorant ass...you aren't funny
jonseyop 0
well once my big husky dog had a collar and it zapped him and he did a backflip... then again i may be viewing the past through rose tinted glasses as I was young back then.