Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML
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Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML
Today, no matter how many times I've asked, my dumbass neighbor can't get into the habit of regularly picking up after her six dogs. Her backyard is covered in shit with probably just inches between each pile or log. This means the wind blows the smell of shit in the direction of my house. I can't open a window. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. Five minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog had shat in the exact same spot, apparently to make me look stupid. FML
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML
Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML
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feven 32
Record her and show her the recording
macros 12
Put it on her front porch and light it on fire.
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Comments (84)
Vahex 19
Aww that's horrible
Onyxdragon 9
take pictures op
kipperin 18
Even better, record it
orbit 22
Or every time more shows up, just throw it on her roof.
minesbiggerr 25
Record then show it to the cops OP or better yet get the cops in your house then make them watch her do it
oreoeater 21
Lights, camera, Action!
incoherentrmblr 22
Put on a pair of gloves, and put it back on her property. If it gets worse, you can either call the cops or just start sh*tting on her lawn like Me, Myself, and Irene...
Meettitan 14
Just ******* go outside next time you're watching her do it.
fortune789 17
What a piece of shit.
sayyestothedress 24
OP, you should put a video surveillance and show it to the police
lexiieeex3 32
Or just next time she does it go outside and call her out on it...
JMichael 26
I'd say if it keeps up turn her into the authorities.
King_Nero 15
There's really nothing the police can do about something like this because it's not vandalism. Op just needs to deal with the asshole neighbor on their own.
cakefete2 31
There are times that you need to reach out and touch somebody... With a fist to the face. This might be one of them.
DrHothead 15
Trespassing and littering on private property id say it's close
Mightytall 35
Yes, yes there is something they can do. Most city ordinances provide hefty fines for littering and police may take some interest.
Stuffaluffagus 25
Actually in most places you get fined for leaving your dogs shit. I know you do here
feven 32
Record her and show her the recording
cakefete2 31
Save a copy of different occasions for the cops too.
DrHothead 15
That would've been my first reaction!!!
Ihavegas 22
I would also like to view it on YouTube
ClassyCataclasis 4
Don't even bother showing her, just record it and go straight to whatever authorites handle this type of thing.
LennyComa 39
Video Cam it and then straight to the relevant agency for dog fouling in your area
HappyItalian 38
Start filming it as proof and then show it to her. See what she says then.
macros 12
Put it on her front porch and light it on fire.
Zebediabolical 45
Put it on her front porch and light HER on fire!
KK3137 31
Aaalrighty, slow down there, Doppelganger sexer... Besides, if OP set neighbour bitch on fire then neighbour bitch wouldn't get to revel in the stench of her wrongdoings.
PresidentNorth 16
Sure she would. It won't last as long as we'd like but she'll be reveling.
ClassyCataclasis 4
Then you go to jail for attempted arson...
redstone7693 29
that's an old school prank xD
BrotherPhil 35
Have a pal put another one at the back door, and set it on fire ( and knock loudly) just after the first one.
adzz90 16
why don't you record her doing this as proof and then confront her
Frostillicus123 10
video evidence is easy.
Smiley_70 22
Pick up said bags and leave in her doorstep. That is after filming her leaving said bags on your drive way. If she asks - explain you are returning her dogs brownies