Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Top comments
Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
LyraAlluse 25
I have a feeling that her father is going to hit a home run and you will lose the ability to ever hit a home run again with future girlfriends if you know what I mean.
bloodangel1973 8
From now on, keep your hands in your pockets and your Willie in your pants. If the urge becomes uncontrollable, do the five-finger widow. It's a much safer option.
Dusty_Busters 15
"I cheated then got in trouble, feel sorry for me"
FameNFortune 12
Serves you right now doesn't it ? Once a cheater always a cheater .
mattuti 8
While not condoning cheating, saying ydi seems a bit too far.
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
How so? Elaborate please.
Nave42 7
The baseball bat is the most likely cause for it being too far.
roflstomp716 19
you would think she wouldn't have gone to such drastic measures since you confessed instead of got caught/:
davincidasecond 24
I'm so sorry that happened to you. FYL OP. I say that with sarcasm practically oozing out of my pores. Because that's how little I sympathize with you.
raeleighsmommy 8
Go daddy!!
sydnee26 4
You deserve it you ******.
FrankHotpants 31
Cheating is a terrible thing for sure, but lets not all act like saints.