Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Top comments
Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
stanjohnson 11
WOW, so many people want the OP beaten with a ballbat. Does anyone know what kind of permanent damage that can do? And you all feel this makes you morally superior to the guy that cheated?
stanjohnson 11
Imagine the outrage if the OP was a female and the Dad attacked her with a ball bat? But I guess its ok to cripple a guy for cheating.
Blah210 0
Dude you sorta deserved it. I mean my dad would cone after any guy with a baseball bat Sooo can't blame him for doing I I mean you hurt his daughter..
ZeroGK 9
You didn't really necessarily deserve that because you actually confessed although I would see as how that would be a reaction from her father. Props for confessing btw must've been hard. Do not cheat in future relationships though. Seriously. It really affects the person who was cheated on. Hope you weren't beaten up and hopefully you sit down and talk together with your ex (i'm guessing she's your ex now) and her father about you cheating on her. Maybe not. I think that would be good though.
ijayp 11
Maturity goes along way.
EUPHORlA 12
YDI for cheating, but at least you had the balls to confess to your girlfriend.
poopstink 1
Yeah u cheated and ur wrong and deserve to not be welcome at their house or with them. But if a dad or anyone else came to my house with a bat for any reason they're getting a 9mm hollow point in the face.
ForTheRavers 11
Shame! Idiot...
monique8axel 6
I don't support it, but at least you told her.
MSCCG 16
Coming from the comments I hope you have learned a lesson... Don't confess it! You'll get beaten up and then get no respect! Honesty is overrated.
alfred07 18
Please tell me that you didn't let him in.
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
Sure hope he let him in.
shineelover01 10
I'm probably gonna get down voted for this, but I agree with everyone that YDI. At the same time, though, at least you had the balls to confess it.