Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Top comments
Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
SWC_Penguin 17
As terrible as cheaters are, I'm kind of scared to learn how many FML posters would be totally cool with murder.
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
Nick.. If there werent scumbags that had to be beaten up, we would have immediate attention when necessary. Its there own fault that they are in there so shut up already.
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
People who destroy others without using physical violence can hurt much more than those who do and actually break the law.
melkymac101 17
Wtf did you think was gonna happen? She say ok and suck your dick?
Needafarm 22
How did you not see this coming? Totally ******* deserve it for telling her you cheated and not expecting some sort of retribution. What if you got some STD and don't know yet and passed it on to her? Douche.
kittenmeownyan 18
Good that you told her but you definitely deserve it
ropeandneck 7
if I was that father you wouldn't be able to type anything, op. wtf is wrong with boys these days ? they never grow up, man up ?
byefelicia1992 8
Because only guys cheat? Just shut up.
neverhadanFML 4
Why is everyone saying he deserved it??? He confessed, he did the right thing it's not his fault she told the dad. And he came back with a baseball bat. People need to realize...
Pyro_Wolf 17
It's good that he at least admitted it, but he shouldn't have done it in the first place. If you're going to cheat, then you have no business in a committed relationship.
starfoxfan1 7
Are you stupid? I'm being serious right now! When you say he did the right thing did you mean cheating? Cause if you did than you are a moronic **** but if you mean telling her instead of her finding out later than ok yeah but he still cheated which means that he's a scumbag.
perdix 31
Go, Dad!! Keep your eye on the ball and make sure you follow through! Mmmmm, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, . . . , swing!!!
SystemofaBlink41 27
All while the ex-boyfriend is willingly standing there, waiting to be hit.
onorexveritas 24
that's a good dad for ya xD
deaper 16
YDI douchebag!
Ziggy122 15
Well, you shouldn't have cheated in the first place. Dumbass.