Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Top comments
Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
MissVeracity 12
I have no sympathy for cheaters.
DanqGirlxoxo 13
D.A.D.D ! Dads against daughter's dating. You're lucky he didn't come after you with a shotgun.
Mossears133 15
I think it's more likely the D.A.D.D.D extention- Dads Against Daughters Dating Douchebags. They don't take action until the douchebags are exposed!
makitokito 14
My step-dad had that shirt. He put it away when I turned 18. x)
jojimugo 20
Hope you're writing this post from the hospital, I have no sympathy for cheating bastards
svalaedgren 18
You don't know the whole story do you, and wishing anybody to be beaten with a bat until they end up at the hospital seems cruel to me.
iAlissa 34
Cheating is cruel. He deserves whatever is coming his way.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Jesus christ... It's surprising how many people here on FML actually condone this. According to what you just said, being beat up with a baseball bat is reasonable because cheating is cruel? For god's sakes we're not talking about anything super extreme! Okay, you get bummed out by that episode for a few months. Time to move on. They were assholes, period. Do you want assholes in your life? No. Then don't bring them into your life! Yes, cheating is cruel, but it doesn't give ANYONE the right to beat ANYONE up with a baseball bat! You're no better than the cheater if that's the mentality you've got.
mybarra6 17
It's a little sickening that all you hear about anymore are cheaters...is it really that hard to be faithful? No, it's not. You deserve everything you get and more OP.
Adhdkid107 9
I agree completely. If you don't want to be with that person only, you shouldn't be dating them.
chanellgymnast 17
Your ex girlfriend rocks. YDI.
chabelo 10
op be a man!
CharresBarkrey 16
If by be a man, you mean suck it up and don't cheat on your significant other, then I agree.
skitsmuffin 6
Hope he kneecapped yeh. Cheaters are the scum of the earth
KennyDidIt 9
And Nazis. Don't forget the Nazis.
JordainAshley 12
I'm sorry OP, but you deserve it for cheating. I respect you for admitting it, But what you did was totally wrong.
Pyro_Wolf 17
"Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her.." YDI.
Drifting 21
YDI for cheating, but at least your were honest, kiddos for that.
nyxiny 22
I sincerely hope you mean kudos. <_<;;
Drifting 21
Kudos, auto correct fixes things that aren't even spelt wrong....