Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Top comments
Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
Dinki 8
You're an asshole. FHL for being crapped on like that. Not FYL, no, no you got what was coming. YDI.
Smoxxii 17
What, did you think she'd cheer, and her dad would give you a big bear hug?
alfred07 18
I think that there is a middle ground between cheering/bear hugs and threatening to attack someone with a baseball bat.
29dear 16
seriously I gotta appreciate the honesty you had. she needs to realize that it would be better for you to tell her that, than for her to find out through the grapevine later on. but lol at the father with the bat, you totally deserve some sort of punishment for being a cheater, but the bat is a little harsh being that you confessed to your wrong doing.
jem970 19
So confessing is going to make it all better? Sorry! Nope! The guy was a jerk for cheating in the first place. he deserves what he gets. If you ever have a daughter and she comes home sobbing her heart out you will react the same way.
ScarlieC 25
#40, confessing isn't going to make it better, but it is a start to being sorry, trying to apologize, expressing guilt, showing the other person that you are sorry for hurting them and betraying their trust. Some people are so arrogant that they believe that they're allowed to be with others even when they have a partner, other people are just (momentarily
journeytotheend 16
I'd do the same if I had a daughter
jem970 19
YDI for being a cheating asshat. What did you expect? Her to come running back into your arms and forgive you? She probably went home, balling her eyes out and her dad over heard and is ready to kick some ass. You deserve it. If you are going thinking about cheating break up with her before hand! Its called respect!
cjhons 16
Yay!!!! Go dad!!! Sorry, I'm a parent-I think you knew this was coming...
Ariet 20
Maybe you don't deserve to be hit by bat, oh wait you kinda do. It must've felt like a slap on her face to hear that you cheated on her (that'd be my reaction had that happen to me.) At least you were honest, but you so deserved it.
YinYangDragon 10
Wow....YDI. Is it really hard NOT to cheat on your lover? For F*ck sake people, if you want to cheat the person you're dating it's obviously a sign you should break up with them. THEN you may go after the person you wanted to get while you were dating said person.
bigmike25 11
Yeah but if the person breaks up with them to go after someone else then people are still going to crucify the guy/girl.
trav_o 8
Ya, women and their fathers are just crazy.
olpally 33
Consider yourself lucky it was only a bat!! ASSHOLE!!