Today, I got a targeted YouTube ad that was intended for someone who owns a graveyard plot. Glad to know my watching habits match those of an undertaker's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that every targeted advertisement on my Facebook involves gym memberships and diet pills. FML
Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML
Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML
Today, I realized that my addiction to YouTube true crime had gone too far when I immediately though, "Dead body!" when I came across a seemingly abandoned suitcase outside my building. It's only when my neighbor came outside to pick it up that I stopped calling 911. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
Today, I realized that every other targeted ad I see is for some sort of dating app. I've been single on and off for 5 years now, and it's starting to get to me. FML
Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML
Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out. FML
Today, I was watching a crime drama with my parents. During a tense moment, I casually said, "Oh, I know how to hide a body." They both stared at me in horror, and I had to explain that I meant from watching too many true crime videos on YouTube, not from actual experience. FML
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zeffra13 31
Typically, undertakers own the graveyard, not an individual plot. Those are owned by just about anyone. Families sometimes buy multiple to ensure they'll be buried together, so even younger people may own them. Did anyone you know pass away, did you buy life insurance, etc?
randybryant799 21
Owning a plot has nothing to do with being an undertaker.
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skippydoda 32
It's based on your cookies. What were you looking at...?
zeffra13 31
Typically, undertakers own the graveyard, not an individual plot. Those are owned by just about anyone. Families sometimes buy multiple to ensure they'll be buried together, so even younger people may own them. Did anyone you know pass away, did you buy life insurance, etc?
randybryant799 21
Owning a plot has nothing to do with being an undertaker.