Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. When I took it out, a big chunk of dog hair came with it. I think I'm too grossed out to ever use it again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, after thinking only dogs needed chew-toys, I learned my lesson after my kittens ate my menstrual cup. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML
Today, I started my period. Every time I try to open a tampon, my dog goes crazy thinking it's one of his treats. Now I have to open them with my hair dryer on. FML
Today, I found out the little blue thing that my roommate has been sterilizing by boiling in our shared coffee maker, is a menstrual cup. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML
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JuliaKay14 33
Have you considered cleaning your hands, the cup, and your genitals? That would help probably
clairecurses 19
are you sure it was dog hair..?
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clairecurses 19
are you sure it was dog hair..?
countrygirl09199 13
That’s ****** disgusting ! There is no way it was clean before you put it in. I use the cup all the time but it was definitely clean first! Never had that happen!
ViviMage 40
If she has that much dog fur in the house, that dog needs to go to a groomer!
JuliaKay14 33
Have you considered cleaning your hands, the cup, and your genitals? That would help probably
rotflqtms_ 21
You NEED to clean it AND YOUR HANDS BEFORE you insert it! Maybe it was a fiber from an old tampon... maybe it was your dog's hair, but what you insert up there is what will be there! Wash it and your hands thoroughly BEFORE inserting these things up there. You should have sanitized it first with boiling water anyway. If you ever decide to use it again, you'll need to make sure you clean it beforehand, and try not to get any dog hair on it again before inserting it. Check your hands and the cup for it before inserting it. That's a risk you take when you own pets...their hair is everywhere. I'm glad I'm allergic because it means I don't have to deal with the fur everywhere.
icalledhisname 12
You are supposed to wash your hands before inserting it and taking it out. The cup would not procure dog hair, your hand would have to put it in.
ahabsfan 17
It’s actually pussycat hair.
RichardPencil 32
Don't even know what you've been doing with your dog. Don't wanna know.
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
Hope you realize the issue is your hygiene... not the cup... 🙃
ViviMage 40
How in the ****.....?
galvinizd 7
What in the **** is a menstrual cup? What the hell are you women doing?
PhoenixChick 26
Trying to avoid the "luxury tax" moron's put into place on women's menstrual products because lawmakers have less idea of how a woman's ****** works than you do
DLBL 23
Is 20 cents per tampon making you not afford rent?