Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend picked me up during sex and set me on his shoulders, with his face buried in my pussy. I loved it until he took a step and put my face right in the path of the ceiling fan. FML
Today, I sat down on my bed completely naked in front of my husband and said, "Man, it's hot in here!" while spreading my legs. He just blew on my vagina, asked if that was better, and then walked away. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Guess the fan was the only thing blowing.
diving_fml 30
guess he wasn't properly warmed up :)
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Comments (65)
oJoy 11
some men hahah
travislemoine 7
If you don't reciprocate it, it ain't his fault
shelbycobra0991 8
I'm guessing he wanted to rewrite that Nelly song. "It's gettin hot in here...so keep on all your clothes and let's turn on a fan on, please."
sharedcat 6
Why do girls go out with the dumbest guys, seriously..... and i'm just at home alone, masturbating. I'm ******* done.
RA91 26
That's not a good sign, if you ask me.
oatmeal96 10
#MenAtTheirBest XD
dragonrider1959 18
Maybe dense but he's a good guy as it seems
Hash13 13
Should probably have played the song. The husky voice might have confused him.
liam_gray10 4
if only that was me ?
bjg1009 3
Holy cow, are you guys in like a massive fight or something. Not a lot of guys would have that response.