Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I got stung by a bee. On my eyelid. I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open my eye. Tomorrow is the first day of a new prestigious school. I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster. FML
Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
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JuzReading 23
Wasp: stop hitting yourself *stings* *evil laughter*
Therid 22
The wasp probably wouldn't have stung you as much, if you didn't anger it with punching.
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Comments (26)
demideity 13
Let's hope you don't need an EpiPen...
hellobobismyname 24
Obviously not, or that would have been the fml.
Therid 22
The wasp probably wouldn't have stung you as much, if you didn't anger it with punching.
lexiieeex3 32
Still, it's a natural human reaction to kill it or get it away by any means possible.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
20 my "natural human reaction" to a wasp or bee is leave it alone. Even if it is on me. Because I will get stung less or not at all if I don't aggravate it. AND being raised with a brother who is allergic to bees, if I ever angered a bee and it stung him, it could kill him and that would be my fault.
ApeTheGreatApe 11
"Daddy, that man across the street who screams like a girl is out again" "Come back inside honey, he seems worse than usual"
Aurora94 20
Wow, that is probably the worst fml I have ever read. Sorry op
kakabalo 18
that's a classic fyl OP.
JuzReading 23
Wasp: stop hitting yourself *stings* *evil laughter*
Moerighan 23
As a glasses wearer, this would be my worst nightmare.
Eldslibo 20
As a person who is deadly allergic to wasp-stings, I'm really glad it didn't happen to me. I hope the swelling goes down soon. And allergy or not, it really hurts.
mermaidkeels 26
Wasp: 2 (1 for the sting, 1 for the punch) you: 0
townyyy7994 14
When I was younger I got stung right by my eye. My face swelled until my eye was swollen shut, So now whenever I think of wasps or bees, that side of my face gets tingly where I was stung