Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML
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Danichaney 15
At least he's curious. I mean, who knows what you'll find when you look up unicorn dick-farts?
KitchKraft 21
That's a little screwed up. No, that's very screwed up. Deal with this now before it becomes a problem.
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itouchedthebutt 4
Have you tried Control G?
Ray_of_midnight 23
He's probably looking up all sorts of weird stuff he either saw online or heard at school. I wish sexual-health websites had been a thing back when I was a high school student in the early 1980s, to debunk all of the stupid myths and BS that my friends were always spouting.
CeCeEdd 1
If the son was acting weird I don't see the issue with a parent investigating, cause it looks like the only reason op decided to look was cause the son gave em reason to. If you give your parents a reason not to trust you or give them a real reason to be suspicious than expect them to check up on you. I mean if you do screw up your parents get blamed for not raising you right, more importantly they wanna protect you and keep you outta trouble. It's not being nosey it's being a concerned parent.
blackonblight 33
This is one of the cases where the snooping isn't out of line. The parent didn't do it for ***** and giggles, but because the child was acting oddly about the computer. That's reasonable motive to look, depending on age.
Qwermy 16
did the possibility occur to you that your son knows you're looking through his Internet history and decided to Google ****** up things to mess with you?
JKPwnage 27
Depends on how old he is.
RayRey009 5
Now Im curious about these things too...
berkeleyjake 13
I think he's trolling you.
Halfass 8
Either we knew you were sneaking on his privacy that he intentionally did that to troll you or he was just searching something funny to post as a meme.
martin8337 36
Super kinky.