Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML
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Top comments
Danichaney 15
At least he's curious. I mean, who knows what you'll find when you look up unicorn dick-farts?
KitchKraft 21
That's a little screwed up. No, that's very screwed up. Deal with this now before it becomes a problem.
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Comments (147)
worldclassrager 41
I am not sure if that's better or worse than pornography...and I am not about to find out
sally_jangl 13
hahahahahaha!!! its the generation's fault XD
vikky538 29
Its time you talk to your son.
RealSuperSand 21
He's either a brilliant troll or a complete dumbass who can't hide or delete his browsing history. Either way it sounds like typical "today on the Internet" stuff that kids would search. At least you didn't find stuff like "how do I join isis" and "how to make homemade bombs"
aguynamednick 20
ydi give him some privacy
StogieXX 11
At least one more person will have those searches in their history now.
Alhamdulilah 15
ideal teenagers' brain thinking in my opinion!
ericapalooza 8
this is why you don't check browser history
stupidpplsuck 33
oh come on, those aren't real searches. He probably knows what you're doing and is trying to freak you out or play a joke on you. I gotta admit ydi, depending on the age of the kid you shouldn't be looking at his history, especially if it's HIS computer
ScottLucky 18
Never ask the questions that you do not want the answers to