Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
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txgirl2013 14
Ah...time for the birds and bees talk...along with a spelling lesson..
SCREAM4meeee 0
meh, sometimes I get tired of looking at girls so some nice looking grills get me pretty excited...
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txgirl2013 14
Ah...time for the birds and bees talk...along with a spelling lesson..
iluvboobies 9
time for a spelling bee talk!
HondaKidd 5
At least you don't have to worry about him getting a girl pregnant. he'll probably clog an artery before anything.
HondaKidd 5
I doubt grills get pregnant anyways(:
sup_bitch 0
no he just likes grills. a nude grill is a grill without the grill cover on and a hot grill is a grill that has been heated up. grills are a new fetish
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
looks like I might have to come over and help him with his **** search ;)
chaoticnh 0
83 uh? wtf?! the kids 12 and you want to help him look up ****? what a gay bonding experience
NastyNinja31 0
birds bees and ABCs
tr3vst3r 5
of course, I've always been an avid speller though...
tittymagic 0
my dad and I shared that bonding experience... he knew ALL the websites and had 20 different subscriptions. wow
Absurd101 0
i agree wit 104
FoxyVixen 4
214 that sounds... fun?
GamerMaster2041 12
HOT GRILLS =D
Dudelike89 8
You want my hotdog in your toasted bun!
CatEyes66 0
Maybe he spelt everything right and has a fetish for "hot nude grills." Like grills that are nude colored and hot. Could be possible lol "no" he's just another uneducated horndog. Haha "I gotta horndog for ya grill"
IDontKnow10101 14
sounds like he's looking for some appliance ****
Zeek63 0
rule 34 ftw
itsharkley 8
clank clank grr oh yes... oh yes grill
AllThatHit 7
grills are soo hot fapfapfap. girls dig the grill fetish
BrimfullOfAsher 20
As well as lessons on how to clear the browser cache, search history, etc.
xxDefiantxx 0
yes because making it look like you were never on the internet works That is just more suspicious. Wordbfor the wise: Google Chrome incognito browser
CheckMyProfile 17
ur comment sir made me lol :D
BWill9014 4
Then I guess you were talking to OPs son... which doesn't make much sense to me but whatever floats your boat bro
BWill9014 4
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I hope to god that first sentence was sarcasm dude... although I would see absolutely no point in sarcasm there...
BWill9014 4
This was definitely supposed to be a reply to #1
Swedude 5
Maybe he meant to type "Grylls" instead of grills. Better drink my own piss
SweetJTBR 22
Why would i be using sarcasm? My Desktop Pc isn't in my room, anyone can use it, so i delete the browser history every time. Specially when it comes to ****. I don't want my mom to know that, or anyone else.
SweetJTBR 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's why you must delete your Internet history after watching **** xD He's twelve. It's ok man. As long as he doesn't have sex and you teach him how to spell, you'll be fine.
SCREAM4meeee 0
meh, sometimes I get tired of looking at girls so some nice looking grills get me pretty excited...
ShyAnn29 15
some of those grills are SEXY!!
cudi504 4
yea op how do you know sexy grills arent his thing? dont forget to be open minded when you sit him down.
zinoxity 23
Grills are his Fetish!!
fireice22 0
could be a clever atempt to try and throw you off.
fireice22 0
could be a clever atempt to try and throw you off.
TheRealPeter 6
Sounds exactly like my son Chris.
jo3fi5h 0
Teach this kid how to spell or he'll be retarded forever.
AaronTkr 0
thumbs up if you read that comment in peters voice xD ^
HondaKidd 5
Maybe it was a success rather than an attempt? O_o
freshV43 0
so what if he watches ****... I'm just kidding that shit will scar him (and his penis) for life or until he hit puberty
AaronTkr 0
thumbs up if you read peters comment in his voice .___.
Elphieba 4
In Soviet Russia hot grills watch you! ( Because his profile pic is U.S.S.R flag , guy above me)
Elphieba 4
*Two above me.
slitherbomb 0
a hot grill with some hotdogs slapped on it and inside it turn me on.
criminalmind 10
The only problem with grills is they burn your penis when you put it in.... or so I've been told.
Troy_K 7
He is just preparing to impress the fathers of the girls he dates. "Damn sir, your grill is hot." Not only is he complementing the father's cooking utilities, but he's also got the hottest "grill" in town. Your son is a genius.
freshV43 0
77. Soviet Russia is the best
AssassinJr 0
hell no
AssassinJr 0
hellz no
Jonscarl 0
maybe we wacks it to grills. you never know
pertained 12
Grills must be hot!
wintamint101 7
or he was actually looking for hot grills
Sacurason 0
I'm just imaging his expression when he looked up hot grills. You know, expecting porno and getting grills instead.
eeppiicc 8
I look up nude grills all the time it's interesting seeing what lies under that metal clothing and seeing those nice juicy burners tops it off!
talktomandybaby 8
34- you have a hot body......
WeemanIsBack 3
Well at least he's searching for grills and not guise.
Xr70r7 4
The grills only hurt when they're "turned on."
sexxme 9
what makes you think he knows how to delete his history, when he can't even spell girls right.
F2M2L 5
how do you know he was spelling it wrong? maybe he is an inspiring young grill master.
Jammy01jams 2
12? Pftt I was ten when I first surged looking that stuff up. If he hasn't by that age then you should be worried. Plus it shows intelligence. He thought to himself, I want to see girls naked. The large database called the Internet must have something. Most of this generation don't realize the Internet is so useful. But again the spelling issue.
jvillan87 5
166- I see what you did there. ;)
humorizer 14
Obviously none of you have seen a barbeque grill without its rain cover on. Let me tell you... they can be mouthwatering...
JustAnotherKid4U 5
aspiring*
pimper_fml 0
I'm guessing your 12
Inspired22 11
Hahaha...I am not surprised that a 12 year old boy has difficulty spelling, and a desire to watch ****. Boys develop their sexuality at a surprisingly young age, whether we like it or not.
ifailplzinsultme 0
not at mi ege
sexxme 9
well yeah a 12 year old would have trouble spelling things out, but come on, grills? my five year old sister can spell girl correctly.
Xr70r7 4
But, can she type and to google and be pleasures by it? That is the real question.
Xxgreenbug29xX 5
Because she's a girl.
Ghostkiller12345 9
177- yeah well cuz your 5 year old sister is a girl... :P
a_nutritionist 10
we can expect boys to have developed sexually by 12 but passing basic english is just unfathomable... "well of course he failed english dear, hes 12, hes been too busy looking up **** all week, give him a break!"
omgcookeys 15
my 4 year old male cousin can spell "girls" twelve year olds aren't that stupid.. a few may be but not all of them.
jaxy15 9
He really needs to learn about private browsing next time.