Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
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Top comments
nightfire2258 24
Why did you leave your windows open? Pay him back by pissing in his house!
whyusofat 17
Shit on his car
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Comments (107)
amy6703 6
If you park in his spot all the time, you deserve it.
Omniprism 15
What a dick. Pay back time. Maybe even sue him to have the seats replaced.
NosferatuQueen 7
Well he's a douchebag.get revenge, sweety revenge, revenge is best served cold! Slit his tires, key up his car, brake his windows, and etc .and do it all at night so he won't see you do it!
Cindy_Smiles 12
he's such a knob. he doesn't own the parking spot
Risho96 10
I smell a lawsuit.
Fernando83 19
if you don't do something equally or more ****** up to him or his car you deserve this.
Protagonist_ 9
Not that you deserved to have your car pissed in, but why did you park in the guys spot?
merik225 14
Your neighbor needs to learn his street logic: If your neighbor has a parking spot, you have a parking spot. Street logic!
Austinion 11
What a dick
Xotoolyxo 16
Why didn't he just ask you to move, people are so messed up