whatdidimarry
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Anonymous
Kennesaw, United States
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Don't you have better things to do?
Tokyo, Japan
Spoilsport
Today, I caught my boyfriend making my cat dance to Cotton Eye Joe. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no
Athens, Greece
Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML
Anonymous
Nutritious
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Top comments
Allusivness 21
No pussy jokes people.
Halpak 16
I guess the cat's got his tongue
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Comments (74)
ughg2g 7
licking the butter? how dairy (dare he)
pete9913 23
I'm okay with either of them licking the butter, but both at the same time is wrong.
MeltedMango 8
Am I the only one that thought "licking the butter" was some kind of phrase?
vikingchick 22
At least they're bonding. Lol
BadKitty13 28
Ewww.
chisty87 16
I'm sure there were worse things you could've caught him doing...
2infbvcxxcvbj 13
It could be worse, he could be licking the butt. (Funny enough how originally read this post)
TheLynx_fml 20
Hahahahahahaha
jaykruz90 13
Gross...
worldclassrager 41
Time to have a new stick for yourself...but there might be no telling what else they share