whatdidimarry
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Anonymous
Kennesaw, United States
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Don't you have better things to do?
Tokyo, Japan
Spoilsport
Today, I caught my boyfriend making my cat dance to Cotton Eye Joe. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no
Athens, Greece
Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML
Anonymous
Nutritious
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Top comments
Allusivness 21
No pussy jokes people.
Halpak 16
I guess the cat's got his tongue
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Comments (74)
BitterSavage 20
They're just living the dream!
CaptainBlack 18
So I'm getting married in December, we've never lived together, and my fiancee has a cat. You're giving me ideas, and that may or may not be a good thing...
kayayye 22
awh
Fudgernutter 1
He's just softening his tongue for later :P ?
DemonBoy1988 22
Day 11, they still think I'm one of them...
Skyfoogle 14
Funny story - I didn't perceive the last two letters of "butter" when I read this.