whatdidimarry
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Anonymous
Kennesaw, United States
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Don't you have better things to do?
Tokyo, Japan
Spoilsport
Today, I caught my boyfriend making my cat dance to Cotton Eye Joe. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no
Athens, Greece
Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML
Anonymous
Nutritious
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Top comments
Allusivness 21
No pussy jokes people.
Halpak 16
I guess the cat's got his tongue
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Comments (74)
OrganicSistah 17
lmfao
Benmantha 31
BBFFs! ..Best butter friends forever!
disnerd4 14
I really hope "licking the butter" isn't a euphemism for something....
TheNewGuy03 29
Well, this can have a huge margarine for error. First it's this, then you're in a whole new Country Crock of shit.
AliGInTheHouse 24
Only in Wales!
chaseafterwind82 29
I could just see this happening in a Disney cartoon...
lalaney 14
A worse FML..."I caught my cat licking butter off of my husband..."
parkerwastaken 2
Why is this an fml? Like nothing bad happened to you. F your life because of something someone did to a tub of butter?
rabid_otaku 29
That's adorable
pineapples24 11
Is that a saying or they are legit licking butter?