whatdidimarry
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Anonymous
Kennesaw, United States
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Don't you have better things to do?
Tokyo, Japan
Spoilsport
Today, I caught my boyfriend making my cat dance to Cotton Eye Joe. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no
Athens, Greece
Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML
Anonymous
Nutritious
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Top comments
Allusivness 21
No pussy jokes people.
Halpak 16
I guess the cat's got his tongue
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Comments (74)
vikky538 29
Because butter is finger licking good..
yerawizardlizzy 27
For some reason my brain stopped at "butt" and didn't add the -er until I read it a couple more times. I was not getting a good mental image out of that.
itwasntme14 19
I did the same thing, let's all be thankful it was butter instead off butt.
Snano 15
Same! I had to read it a few times
pippa247 17
Yeah I did that as well, bad mental images
dutchy86 20
well bring the butter to the bedroom honey
MonstreBelle 29
********** is sick!
Sandman2015 12
The question is: This is the strangest thing you've caught them both doing, right?
BellaBear90 27
I don't think you're alone with this... I can absolutely picture my other half and our kittens in this situation (hopefully after he'd had a couple of drinks but you never know.) I screen shifted it and sent it to him, he agrees.
sstahpp 33
I share utensils and dishes with my animals :/ I don't see the big deal.
Cebolamole 13
Is your "husband" another cat?
kenyrabit 25
clever
DoomSkuller 28
Almost thought this was an euphemism for something
RyRoz 19
I need to check on my eyes because I read licking their butt together twice then reqd it right on the third time. smh.
DA3Z 16
Lick lick *pauses to stare at you* lick lick.
Reasonable_one 12
Go back to sleep.