Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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Top comments
KeannaLove 32
I will never understand how people can take suicide so lightly. She sounds like an awful person all around. You're better off OP.
WOTAN1488 24
Don't forgive her.
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Comments (217)
Trevveh 6
what happened to the guy she cheated with? why didn't she just go with him? or was she masturbating?
Meowfml 8
This is not the sort of person to be around. Tell someone else who cares about her she said this, and get out.
bellzie20 6
Run.
bobsanction 18
Let her.
interesting33 37
To people saying 'let her', I think that is not okay. This woman is clearly in the wrong, and I am guessing most people here think it is probably a bluff, but we don't know that. She is a human being who has cheated and may be being manipulative and/or genuinely feeling suicidal. But do you really think she deserves to die? She may well be bluffing but if she isn't, then she clearly has mental health issues and needs professional help. OP, please get out of this relationship - she has no right to do that to you, but please inform someone who can help her, like a family member.
eliasRrivera 12
pretend to forgive her, then leave.
Beastninja5268 15
She is a drama queen. I hate to say this, but let her. She obviously doesn't care about you. Release her and don't forgive her. I don't want anybody to kill themselves but if they threaten to if they are not forgiven for cheating on someone, they are bluffing.
azisles02 17
Call her bluff. Wither she does or not, at least she'll be out of your life.
Szaszaspasz 26
Let her, natural selection at work.
zhelwig1 2
Yeah, tell her to go F herself and enjoy the grave then.