dani0810
Sudbury, Canada
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
doomeddaddy
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I just can't hide it
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
TiredMommy
Southbridge, United States
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Anonymous
Moonee Ponds, Australia
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Anonymous
Have a Coke and smile
Today, after my 7 year-old learned at school that water that goes down the sink and toilets is cleaned and then turns up in the taps as drinking water, he is now refusing to drink it at all in case it is recycled toilet water, and if he carries on he may need to be hospitalised for dehydration. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice day for it
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
fml9124
New urinal
Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML
shouldve used a condom
Boys will be annoying boys
Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML
dogggg
Pune, India
Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
When you gotta go…
Today, my youngest son, for the third time, decided that the toilet is not where he wants to go to the bathroom. This wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't also squatting in the yard to take a dump. FML
Lauren Davies
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Paper-thin walls
Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25
He'll go far in life. I imagine him becoming a free living environmentalist because of his interest in reusable resources.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Chin up, it would be worse if he was 14.
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KiddNYC1O 22
In the fridge!
Smartdumbblonde 27
It sounds like your son is gonna be a dog when he gets older
kalbrek009 20
Do you have a dog that drinks from the toilet? If not, you need to seriously get after him for that before doctors & child services start wondering why your kid keeps getting staph infections, intestinal or other seriously damaging things from your toilet. Give him a step stool so he can reach the sink or a water bottle instead.
lilchica22001 22
Kids with diabetes insipidus have been known to drink from toilets due to their overwhelming and unquenchable thirst. May want to get him tested before thinking he is insane...
Twitch5253 4
slam the lid on his head. that'll teach him!
kemando 22
Like doggie like son.
buckdharma 38
Cut him some slack. Chasing cars all day makes him thirsty.
slapsface 10
Well at least he's hydrated
kimj356 6
Get a dog bowl next time.
ViviMage 40
This may be the only water source he can reach! Try putting the lid down.