Today, my youngest son, for the third time, decided that the toilet is not where he wants to go to the bathroom. This wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't also squatting in the yard to take a dump. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my twin sons have decided to forego the toilet, and instead poop in random places around the house. FML
Today, my 3-year-old son decided to pull down his pants and pee outside as our local city's parade had just started marching down the street. FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, my teenage son informed me that when he’s too lazy to walk to the bathroom, he uses the kitchen sink as a toilet. I use that sink every day to wash vegetables for my family's dinner. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
Give him a plastic bag and make him pick it up.
poopface82 25
Would you prefer he used his pants?
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Comments (6)
poopface82 25
Would you prefer he used his pants?
SirEnigM0nk 22
Does he have his flea collar and shots at least?? Better the yard then some random inside spot.
emmalou 19
I would slap a diaper on him as punishment
Chazzster 32
Give him a plastic bag and make him pick it up.
RichardPencil 32
Does he drop his pants first? What? Some kids will crap their pants on purpose.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How old is your son? It definitely sounds like he's old enough to know better. I think it's time to actually be a parent and discipline him for inappropriate behavior.