dani0810
Sudbury, Canada
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
doomeddaddy
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I just can't hide it
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
TiredMommy
Southbridge, United States
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Anonymous
Moonee Ponds, Australia
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Anonymous
Have a Coke and smile
Today, after my 7 year-old learned at school that water that goes down the sink and toilets is cleaned and then turns up in the taps as drinking water, he is now refusing to drink it at all in case it is recycled toilet water, and if he carries on he may need to be hospitalised for dehydration. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice day for it
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
fml9124
New urinal
Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML
shouldve used a condom
Boys will be annoying boys
Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML
dogggg
Pune, India
Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
When you gotta go…
Today, my youngest son, for the third time, decided that the toilet is not where he wants to go to the bathroom. This wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't also squatting in the yard to take a dump. FML
Lauren Davies
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Paper-thin walls
Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25
He'll go far in life. I imagine him becoming a free living environmentalist because of his interest in reusable resources.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Chin up, it would be worse if he was 14.
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Comments (66)
olhuma 5
What? No warning labels, with clear, child readable pictograms on your toilet? Time to sue the manufacturer.... ;-)
APersonalProblem 13
He's going to learn the hard way.
olhuma 5
Blame it on whomever named it first a toilet "bowl". That's just confusing...
maddygirl820 10
At least he's not an adult baby
vbmg152 19
That's why you have to watch pre schoolers! They'll do anything!
olhuma 5
Small customer driven innovation calls for a lockable toilet lid...
slap_u_much 6
OP, try find those child proof locks for toilets
Xotoolyxo 16
He's just dehydrated....
c0c0_fml 16
Even my stupid cat doesn't do that.. Hope your kid doesn't get sick.
that_rob_guy 3
Been there.