Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I put my phone in the dishwasher by accident. I'd left it on the kitchen counter with a bunch of dirty stuff and, distracted, loaded it in with the plates. I only realized it when the dishwasher started making weird noises. My phone was soaked and blinking with bubbles inside. It didn’t survive. FML
Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML
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Top comments
Razell 13
This, more than anything, is why you always <i>keep the toilet lid closed</i> whenever the toilet is not in use.
Johnny5 16
Aren’t all of the fancy phones waterproof now? Just rinse that thing off and you’re good to go. As long as the toilet wasn’t full...
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Comments (11)
Levi2411 41
When you dodge one bullet, only to run into another.
Johnny5 16
Aren’t all of the fancy phones waterproof now? Just rinse that thing off and you’re good to go. As long as the toilet wasn’t full...
Jorn van der Ar 13
Aren't toilets equipped with covers? I would have been enough to close it and there wouldn't be any need for rinsing it.
RichardPencil 32
They’re not poop-proof. The phone may be perfectly function, post-poo, but who would want to use it, amirite?
Razell 13
This, more than anything, is why you always <i>keep the toilet lid closed</i> whenever the toilet is not in use.
d3rpb0t 10
Score one for women everywhere that put up with a man that won't put the seat back down
WHSKitty4ever 23
This is why, if I do - rarely, very honestly - take my phone into the bathroom with me, I SET IT DOWN AWAY FROM ANY WATER.
real life problems 26
Reading FML while I'm pooping is the only way to enjoy this app tho
fde2blknimout 18
Despite getting fecal matter on your toothbrush every time you flush you still keep your toilet lid up. I hope you learned a lesson ps. OTTER BOX
kieralumina 30
Spigen is also a good option.
Venom1999 19
On the bright side, this is the perfect opportunity for you to get a new, water resistant phone.