fledermausi
Budapest, Hungary
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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gimmeasalad
Walnut Creek, United States
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Brinty
Australia
Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
A-64
Brussels, Belgium
Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Anonymous
Lidk?ping, Sweden
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
megomania
United States
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, Canada
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
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airforce987 20
I suppose this isn't the time to say, "well that's a fishy situation"...
Christina6 11
I feel bad for your fish.
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Comments (193)
hahasooo 2
wait he did wat? wats that mean?
Mearemoi 14
He POOPED in an AQUARIUM. Understand now?
hahasooo 2
yesss thanks! haha.
perdix 31
Good thing you caught him. Otherwise, he might have conned you into thinking he bought a Blind Cave Eel for your tank. He was waiting you to realize it wasn't sleeping, but dead, and try to get a refund at the pet store. "e's not dead -- e's pining for the fjords! Beautiful plumage, blind cave eel."
Briiyahh 7
Holy CRAP that's a crappy situation
vampire53005 6
Dump him, don't waste Ur time
calaholic35 0
Haha.. Dump
allie746 1
Oh, hey i was just feeding the fish.
calaholic35 0
If he was mad at her, why take it out on the poor fish?! I'd seriously maim someone if they did that to my fish.
GVirdi 11
What if he ate sushi earlier .-.
xxcloboxx 1
Oh dear, I'm so sorry ....... For your fish
lovebeecharmer 6
What boyfriend?!?? That dude is messed up.
kirstyannemiller 4
Do you not have a toilet?