fledermausi
Budapest, Hungary
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
gimmeasalad
Walnut Creek, United States
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Brinty
Australia
Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
A-64
Brussels, Belgium
Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Anonymous
Lidk?ping, Sweden
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
megomania
United States
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, Canada
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
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airforce987 20
I suppose this isn't the time to say, "well that's a fishy situation"...
Christina6 11
I feel bad for your fish.
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Comments (193)
blanccamaro74 6
That's what we call a relationshit
babe7260 30
Omg!!!! I cannot believe I just read that!!!!!! I think this may be the most DISGUSTING thing I've ever seen on here!!!! Poor lil fishies !!! I really hope you made him clean it out before you kicked his nasty ass OUT!!!!!
lolfood 24
Emptying his bowels into your bowls!
rhaemese 9
Yes, the extra nutrients must be ravishing.
Shit_talkin_chik 5
If not broken up yet, seduce him when you have to go #2... And well be as disgusting as him but ON him! (Gross I know, but Great revenge)
brendon2230 2
that moron u call a boyfrnd needs some shit on his face!!!
alpacaman 5
I know this is FML, but I really need help. Me and my girlfriend have been going out for 5 years, and I have a mighty question. Should I propose??????!? PS FYL FHL
lolfood 24
No
dubstep12 8
If you love her, propose.
myurlbriii 9
There is not enough explanation for this FML
noisebox 1
Time to flush that poop out of your place
Whachubbleisthis 4
What in the world was he thinking???