Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
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Top comments
jtconcord 7
They probably used the pillow cases to haul the loot out. The deodorant is just freaky!
smurfsarwales 9
With the crisis, pillowcases are hard to find now a days...
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Comments (208)
maxitaxi12 1
Hide your kids, hide your wife and apparently your possessions too cus they raping everybody and everything out here.
lifeisadumbbroad 0
they probably used the pillow cases to put all your stuff in so it wouldn't look suspicious with them just carrying it out.
antcao 0
Why leave the cell phone at home...?
captainfalcon7 0
at least you have your toothbrush!
hariszhr 4
they must have used ur pillow cases to put stuff inside it.
kaptainkooper 2
Simple, the thief is a male who knows you. This person broke in when he knew when you would be gone. This person took your deodorant because you probably use too much leaving a white chunky mess. Most women do this, most males think it is disgusting. Therefore, the pillowcase was used to haul your crap including your deodorant for the reason listed above.
UNICORNmonster 0
And that was your punishment for having a PS3 instead of an Xbox. You better check yourself, OP.
kaykay6980 0
Ohhh no! I hate when my pillow cases get stolen! Lol I'm sorry :(
XxSuNnYGiLLxX 7
you ittiot, they are trying to get dna samples
apocalyptic_1125 0
Damn bro, that sucks.. I feel very empathetic for you