Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
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Top comments
jtconcord 7
They probably used the pillow cases to haul the loot out. The deodorant is just freaky!
smurfsarwales 9
With the crisis, pillowcases are hard to find now a days...
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Comments (208)
Nicolefastball 1
They probably used the pillow cases to haul your stuff. As for the deodorant... No clue
swiftyfox15 0
The only thing the thief could actually use or sell is maybe the PS3. You can find the others by tracking them wirelessly and disabling them so they can't be used. Sounds like and idiot thief to me.
44skull44 6
you rich mother f***er
pip74205 9
He might have had a hot date later, and didn't want the hard work he was doing to make him smell. On the bright side, you were nice enough to give him a way to carry all your unwanted toys.
lizzienicole15 0
Revenge is sweet?
jontel 8
You had alot to steal but what was with the deodorant that is just nasty i wouldnt want used deodorant
lukotheboss2 0
It smells good and to carry your stolen shit.
clint1310 1
Your pillow cases are gone because they used them to load your crap
kit001 0
The pillowcases were used to put the stuff in they were stealing from you. The deodorant, well c'mon, taking all that stuff was a lot of hard work, I know I wouldn't want to end my hard work day smelly and sweaty, you think they wanted to?
doumtabarnack 12
they took the pillowcases to transport your stuff!....As for your deodorant....no idea!