Anonymous
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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fetussammich 0
LOL.
ideataxi 0
that is really excellent, your mum rules
theoldGP 0
THIS IS SO GREAAAAATTTT. i love your mom =] ahahhahaha its so hilarious. i literally just laughed outloud. you seriously just made my day.
DankJemo 0
Bahahahahahaha! your mom burned you, man! Maybe now you will go out on the town and find someone with a little less thread count.
woooaaaaa 0
HAHAHAH moms are seriously the most awkward creatures to grace this planet.
f_ckerdef_ck 0
hahahaha you have a GREAT mom! lol
El_Oh_El 0
LOLOLOLOL!!11!!1 Your mom rockz my sockz~
dcapp 0
hahahaha your mom is ballin
Yoya_fml 0
hahahaha your mom rock..!
takran 0
Instant favorite FML. Your mom wins.