Anonymous
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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ichigolyn 6
ROFL, I applaud for your mom!
MackoD7H 0
hahahahahaahahahhahahahahah i had to make an account for this one! priceless!
Althalus_fml 0
I'm predicting there's a 70% chance of incest that night.
butterfly509 0
Your mom roxx. Ha ha ha YDI
kristindabomb 12
Best mom ever lol.
darkangel550 0
Am I the only one that thinks that's adorable? Your mom clearly cares a lot about you.
dezzxll3 0
lmao go mom. [=
Edd0 0
omg made me create an acc LOOOOOOL
Godhasfunwithme 0
Holy. F***ing. Shit! That is the funniest thing I've read on this site, period. I'm still laughing. By far, best FML.
jj732 0
ahahah your mom is hilarious.