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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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Oh my god!!!!!!!! Best ******* FML ever! That is one damn awesome mom you have. Put a picture of some real ugly chick on a sock and leave it on your bed next :P

sooo... did u use it again ? XD

ha what would make this even more hilarious is if u were gay XD

ashleyy_fml 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMFG. THAT'S WONDERFUL. YOUR MOM IS GREAT. THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HAHAHAH.

hahahaha.....you have an awesome mom

PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahaha your mom is HILARIOUS!!!!

l33tm0nk3y 0

Lmao, props to your mom!

anonymousssss_fml 3

lol! sorry, but thats soo funny!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH YOUR MOM IS AWESOME!