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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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This is why you use a tissue. MORONNNNN

oh my god! best fml EVER :D

hahaha. f your moms life for finding the sock you jacked off in...ewwww

probably the funniest thing i've ever read. good going mom. good going.

probably the funniest thing i've ever read. good going mom. good going.

awww isnt your mum thoughtful!

Common_Sense 0

hahahaha, that's ****** awesome!

And think, in abut ten years when your mom saves the sock and introduces your fiancee to your first girlfriend!

whocaresnotme 0

that would suck if #257 happened. but have u ever thought of washing ur socks more often? the smell doesn't go away just cause u finished

oh. my. god. THIS IS THE BEST FML EVER.