Anonymous
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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Mattsayshola 0
This is why you use a tissue. MORONNNNN
zomgz_xx_jen 0
oh my god! best fml EVER :D
jkilla6 0
hahaha. f your moms life for finding the sock you jacked off in...ewwww
cmt026 0
probably the funniest thing i've ever read. good going mom. good going.
cmt026 0
probably the funniest thing i've ever read. good going mom. good going.
rityz 0
awww isnt your mum thoughtful!
Common_Sense 0
hahahaha, that's ****** awesome!
Warlock2019 0
And think, in abut ten years when your mom saves the sock and introduces your fiancee to your first girlfriend!
whocaresnotme 0
that would suck if #257 happened. but have u ever thought of washing ur socks more often? the smell doesn't go away just cause u finished
yesbutnotyou 0
oh. my. god. THIS IS THE BEST FML EVER.