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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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TheNameless_fml 0
******* hilarious! Your mother is my new favorite person. :]
IamSpartacus 0
Hey, look on the brightside, now you have 219 comments on how awesome your mom is. Oh wait...that's bad. LOL.
Truce25 0
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!! Your mom is awesome hahaha
Dbackkick4 0
that is the funniest thing i think i've ever heard!
earwig12 1
HA HA HA, OH WOW
Radiohead_fml 0
Maybe not a girl but who cares, your mom rocks!
Maximus16 0
Jaja! your mom's awsome! i mean at least she didnt giv you som sex talk
12frisbees 0
Haha, that would be really embarrassing, but it sounds like your mom has a good sense of humor. If you want to shock her back, you can always just decorate another sock and bring it to dinner one night: "Mom, I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend."
Liliith_fml 0
LMFAO. NICE.
evolveahimsa 0
that is ******* horrible. sorry to hear man