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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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ROFL This is EPIC

Jackjack15 0

This just made my day XD

OH LAWDY LAWD.

HAHAHAH! ROFLMAOBBQOBGYN! I just hoped she used gloves.

LOL! Props to your mom!

Lovebug_Campbell 0

HAHA! Your mom is awesome. :D

Athanatos_fml 0

AHHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH! Your mum ROCKS, man!

your mom's the shit! I wanna be her new best friend!

funny mom.

redhotpeppers48 0

Your mom rocks!