Anonymous
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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Dragnf1y 0
I use my socks too...
kitkatkelly 0
Oh my god your mom is awesome.
Stellaritsmeg 0
your mm loves you enough to make you a girl..... Aww motherly love! Your mom is a G.
everyonehatesyou 0
HAHAHA your mum rules.
Jack_Of_Spades 0
Dude that's EPIC! lmao that's funny as hell dude.
nodbor 11
sounds like a very hip mom, did she model it for you?
hat_fml 0
awwwww so sweet of her....
Tsukasa_fml 0
Dude. Tissue.
Bella_x 0
LMFAO #29!! haha genius I'm sorry pero a burn from your mom just makes this 80 million times more funny. HAHAHA!
MajorLeeScrewed 0
Fake. Even if it was true, maybe you shouldn't have thrown it in the wash.