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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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Hahaha, Your Mom is awesome.

I think i love your mom. best FML ever. :D

That's funny way to go mom! ROFL

Wow i can have sex with your mom?

BEST EVER I LOVE YOUR MOTHER

BEST FML IN A LONG TIME

LOL?! I would've thought that would hurt, unless the sock is, like, silk, haha.

man, go suicide

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH WOW!!!!

laffytacky_fml 0

hahahahahaha. wow. wow.