Anonymous
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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kiwie_fml 0
Your mom is freaking hilarious.
tipple 0
This is still the funniest FML I've ever read!! If I hadn't been whacking off into a Santa Hat at the time, I would have jizzed my pants!! Yeah - give your Mom a high-five from all of us!
lol_everyday 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. omg. your mom WINS.
babyyx 0
hahahahahahahahaha,
Ezzie 0
Dude, your mom is awesome. Still, I sympathize.
brandnew02 0
haha ur mom gets the most awesome mom award for that one
justjayit 0
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that is horrifying and hilarious.
starvingxartist 0
lmaooo hahah. that made my day.
citizenvish 0
Dude, this is low. Still, I'll agree with the lot... your mom's one of the coolest ever.
Bunbu 8
Your mom is freaking awesome. Ahaha. :3