Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I went to pick my daughter up from school, only to find that a contractor had parked his car across my driveway. After squeezing my car out, I went to drive out of my street, only to find it had been blocked off. I drove in the other direction to find that a bulldozer was blocking the other end. FML
Today, and for all my life, my dad has been feral about protecting his BMW; we weren’t even allowed to look at it. Well today he decided I was allowed to drive it as an 18th birthday present. I was so nervous, I hyperventilated and passed out in the seat before I even put the key in the ignition. FML
Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML
Today, I saw a sketchy looking person frustratingly trying to open a BMW in the parking lot where I work. I ran outside to confront him and call the cops. Turns out, not only was he the owner of that vehicle, but he was one of our company’s biggest donors. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, during a driving lesson, I accidentally rear-ended a BMW at a traffic light. The number plate was "Law Man." FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
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Top comments
NGM_47 0
WOW!! you're stupid...even if it wasn't yours, you shouldn't have done that, you're just rude!! YDI x 100!!
xlol_fml 0
What an overreaction o_O
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Comments (383)
Knockyoudown 0
FAIL. You spoilt rude and ungrateful idiot.
glompable 19
I'm gonna say.... FYL. There are so many times I've come home to find the same van in my parking spot next to my house. Usually pretty tempted to key it myself. But then again, who cares, you got a BMW :3
coldhands 0
what if it would have been like, one of your parents friends or coworkers stopping by for a second or something? You didn't really think it through that well.
MrPapageorgio 0
Shows how responsible you are.
dol567 0
YDI SO much. First of all because even if it's a stranger's car, you should NEVER do that. Second of all, if it's parked in your driveway, you have to reason that there's at least a 50% chance that it's yours or your parents'.
caticaticati 3
It wasn't IN the driveway, he said it was on the street partially blocking his driveway.
vvvalori 0
what the hell does that have to do with that comment?
souldrifter 0
LMAO! YDI, totally... but thanks for the laugh. Schadenfreude is great when it isn't happening to me.
jjjjessica 0
karma's a bitch when you are...bitch.
adamdrinkslots 0
haha, his parents are probably gonna go to ijustwanttotellyou.com..."dumbass, i just want to tell you, you're a complete retard for keying your own damn car."
thisislove_fml 0
wow.
ohhdamn 0
ugh, you sound like those rich bitches on my super sweet 16. or 15, it's whatever.