Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I went to pick my daughter up from school, only to find that a contractor had parked his car across my driveway. After squeezing my car out, I went to drive out of my street, only to find it had been blocked off. I drove in the other direction to find that a bulldozer was blocking the other end. FML
Today, and for all my life, my dad has been feral about protecting his BMW; we weren’t even allowed to look at it. Well today he decided I was allowed to drive it as an 18th birthday present. I was so nervous, I hyperventilated and passed out in the seat before I even put the key in the ignition. FML
Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML
Today, I saw a sketchy looking person frustratingly trying to open a BMW in the parking lot where I work. I ran outside to confront him and call the cops. Turns out, not only was he the owner of that vehicle, but he was one of our company’s biggest donors. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, during a driving lesson, I accidentally rear-ended a BMW at a traffic light. The number plate was "Law Man." FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
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Top comments
NGM_47 0
WOW!! you're stupid...even if it wasn't yours, you shouldn't have done that, you're just rude!! YDI x 100!!
xlol_fml 0
What an overreaction o_O
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Comments (383)
liljon3 0
never key someone's car. its a big piss-off. If you keyed my car, i would have to hurt you a little.
Stephie_fml 0
Ugh, I don't feel one ounce of pity for you. Who do you think you are, that you can just key anyone's car?? What if there was some emergency?? You spoiled little brat, I hope your parents make you pay for the hundreds of dollars of repair!
zombiecull 0
serves you right for being a jerk and keying a car. It's just something you never do to someone.
Volcomliberation 1
YDI you spoiled little ****
mrfflrp 0
karma's a bitch, huh?
Mcmaster 0
You are an idiot.
speak_a_da_truth 0
YDI for being an idiot! Don't mess with someone elses personal property dumbass. In this case you got exactly what you deserved, maybe next time you'll think about it before you act on childish thoughts.
not_my_life 0
I wish I could click YDI more than once.
premiermois 5
Wow. I actually clicked FYL. It's not as much a YDI because how the hell WERE you supposed to know it was yours? To everyone who clicked YDI: Morons, you would be just as pissed if someone blocked your driveway, so shut the hell up. OP: Your parents clearly didn't think that one through. That sucks. Hope it wasn't a completely brand-spanking-new BMW... ;P bet it was.
liveitlearnit 0
Yeah, because most rational people vandalize without thought the second they get annoyed.
harmony88 0
Not everyone is a dick like you must be... seriously. BMW or not, I would be more concerned with why they had to park so hastily that they'd block a driveway. Perhaps their car had broken down and they were alone and couldn't push it to a more convenient place... or like someone mentioned before there could have been an emergency and they didn't even notice they were blocking someone's driveway. Grow Up.
vvvalori 0
I would indeed be pissed, but I'm a wee bit more mature and reasonable that to key a car. Respect. Courtesy. Those words mean anything to you? No? I didn't think so. OP, YOU ******* DESERVED IT(the keying, NOT the BMW) grow up.
mcpicklejar 0
It doesnt matter if they were blocking you, you don't key someones car... Im sure you would be pissed if someone keyed your car!
Mick1990 0
YDI for keying a car you thought was someone else's, you dumbass.