Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I went to pick my daughter up from school, only to find that a contractor had parked his car across my driveway. After squeezing my car out, I went to drive out of my street, only to find it had been blocked off. I drove in the other direction to find that a bulldozer was blocking the other end. FML
Today, and for all my life, my dad has been feral about protecting his BMW; we weren’t even allowed to look at it. Well today he decided I was allowed to drive it as an 18th birthday present. I was so nervous, I hyperventilated and passed out in the seat before I even put the key in the ignition. FML
Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML
Today, I saw a sketchy looking person frustratingly trying to open a BMW in the parking lot where I work. I ran outside to confront him and call the cops. Turns out, not only was he the owner of that vehicle, but he was one of our company’s biggest donors. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, during a driving lesson, I accidentally rear-ended a BMW at a traffic light. The number plate was "Law Man." FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
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NGM_47 0
WOW!! you're stupid...even if it wasn't yours, you shouldn't have done that, you're just rude!! YDI x 100!!
xlol_fml 0
What an overreaction o_O
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Comments (383)
kellster 2
Holy ******* shit. You are the epitome of a spoiled brat. You got a BMW for a graduation present?!?!?! And you're such a spoiled asshole that a bad day makes it somehow acceptable in your mind to KEY someone's CAR for blocking your driveway PARTIALLY???????? I hope to hell your parents learned something about the little shit they raised, make you pay for the damage and return it to the dealership!!!!
IronysMe 0
FAIL! though i'd say that they deserve it, if anything, for not making you work for a car...spoiling raises kids WRONG
skullbuster 0
B-O-O H-O-O, you can honestly submit something that says "I keyed my own graduation BMW because I thought it was someone elses and now FML." You arrogant little ****, shove that Bimmer right up your ass!!! YDI.
vvvalori 0
Haha! I'm so glad you keyed your own ******* car! LAME how immature do you have to be to key a random car?!? Grow up. I hope your parents beat you for that.
donner1423 0
Okay, YDI for being immature, ignorant and just plain mean! Why would you do that to anyone? And if it's blocking your driveway, oh well I'm sure there's a good reason for that. You have a lot of growing up to do.
lovely997 0
Maybe they shouldn't have blocked your drive way. That's kinds where it all started
guitardedman 0
GOOD YOU ******* ********. there are so many reasons why you deserve this... anyone who thinks an appropriate reaction to seeing a car parked in their driveway is to key it needs to be punched in the mouth. keying a car is a permanent defacing of someones vehicle, and can only fully be repaired by a new partial paint job. as someone who has had their car keyed, i literally have never been so furious as when that happened to me. you got a ******* BMW for a grad present, boo-*******-hoo. i was glad to get college tuition as a grad present, and thats still up in the air. god you little **** i hope you ******* trash that car for being such a selfish ********
ohh_wow 0
karma's a bitch. oh well. like seriously, i hope you learned a lesson just because you're having a bad day does not give you the right to go and take your frustration out on others. enjoy your new car...
themixedt4pe 0
Grow the **** up. YDI.
walla_koala 0
you reap what you sow