Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I went to pick my daughter up from school, only to find that a contractor had parked his car across my driveway. After squeezing my car out, I went to drive out of my street, only to find it had been blocked off. I drove in the other direction to find that a bulldozer was blocking the other end. FML
Today, and for all my life, my dad has been feral about protecting his BMW; we weren’t even allowed to look at it. Well today he decided I was allowed to drive it as an 18th birthday present. I was so nervous, I hyperventilated and passed out in the seat before I even put the key in the ignition. FML
Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML
Today, I saw a sketchy looking person frustratingly trying to open a BMW in the parking lot where I work. I ran outside to confront him and call the cops. Turns out, not only was he the owner of that vehicle, but he was one of our company’s biggest donors. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, during a driving lesson, I accidentally rear-ended a BMW at a traffic light. The number plate was "Law Man." FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
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Top comments
NGM_47 0
WOW!! you're stupid...even if it wasn't yours, you shouldn't have done that, you're just rude!! YDI x 100!!
xlol_fml 0
What an overreaction o_O
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Comments (383)
Sorrel 0
You got a BMW, that is not an FML. And it is karma, appreciate what you have and don't be a dick by keying random people's cars. You deserved what you got. And by that I mean keying your own car, you don't deserve a new BMW.
Mustakrakish 0
You deserve it a hundred times over. You should be euthanized immediately for being such a ******* idiot.
vvvalori 0
euthanasia may be a bit extreme...does castration without anesthetic sound like a good alternative?
netbeui435 3
they should have aborted you
I_am_stupid_also 6
Everyone does asshole things when they are growing up. Some people stop acting like that. You should cover the scratch with some clear material to stop rusting but leave it visible as a reminder to you.
RiChY_BaBy08 0
wow. for one what kind of bad day were you having? and two you better be brave or know how to fight or somethin to be keying ppls car i wouldnt beat you and your car up. but bmw for grad, nice!
SilverHusky 0
pwnd. XD
PimpDaddyT 0
karmas a bitch you stupid asshole
car6435 0
ydi
laReve 0
Wow...i really hate people like you who destroy other people's things when they're mad, even though in this case, it turned out to be yours. I hope you do some more damage to your car, like drive it into a pole or something, cuz you totally deserve that! And you get a car for your birthday! Your parents should have scolded you publicly like a 2 year old!
vvvalori 0
wasn't it a grad present? I wonder what this kid got for his birthday...the car he was driving at the time...
fretforyerlatte 0
YDI, you spoiled ******* brat. way to act like a five year old.