disney
United States
Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Fit as a fiddle
Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
NoRunning
United States
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Fish
United Arab Emirates
Sick moves, bro
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
pussyOUT
United States
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
aero00
United States
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
DwarvenWalrus
Happiest place on Earth
Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
WaychulMonster
Things hate me
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
a faint recollection
Goshen, United States
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
creepedoutmom
San Francisco, United States
Happiest place on Earth
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
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X0XyentroucX0X 0
i seen her...i dont blame u she is pretty hot
Rocksygen 0
Talking about Ariel, how do mermaids reproduce ?
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Comments (93)
bmonehh 0
awwww lol
sophiem4861 0
this isn't really a fml..lots of adults like Disneyland and get excited. it shows there is a child in everybody :) x
tulsafml 0
I love you
marulicko 19
The FML isn't that he is an adult who still likes Disney, the real FML is that he fell and hit his head, causing him to lose precious time that could be spent watching Ariel!! Oh God, the horror! D':
X0XyentroucX0X 0
i seen her...i dont blame u she is pretty hot
vapors 0
+1 I'd do the same, we're all young, horny boys on the inside.
greenltrn2003 0
I was coming to say the same thing
acai_blueberry 0
lol, and shes a natural red head. red pubes man, hard to come by
wh4t3v3R 0
@#61 Is she old enough for that? I thought he was saying "F my life: I discovered I'm a loli while at disneyland!"
acai_blueberry 0
he was, but doesnt mean he cant find another way to appreciate this. plus im pretty sure she is atleast 18, i mean cmon she got freaking married in a penis castle and stuff. well atleast there was a tower with a penis on it
ZleveL 0
red pubes!?! I never thought of that when I thought of red heads! that would be awesome! but what if she had leg hair or armpit hair? *shivers* {'_'}
JesseAttack 21
Guess we didn't go during the same time, cause' when I went she didn't look all that great.
GoddessDigi 12
This is my husband in 10 years. Greaaaaaaaaat.
mangobells 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
These FML's are so repetitive. it's always 'today I realized...' or at the end it says 'i'm a twenty seven year old female'
kathyfan 0
Yeah and alot of them sound really scripted and fake now
hpp15 4
Haha, nice. I don't blame you. You were in kid mode or wanted a "better" view mode. Hope you had fun!
besad_fml 0
Wow. That's just, that's just stupid.
Rocksygen 0
Talking about Ariel, how do mermaids reproduce ?
pikantna777 0
I'm guessing the OP doesn't really think about that...
wh4t3v3R 0
She lays the eggs. Wanders off and the OP fights the other males in the area for the right to fertilize them.
alphatoomega 21
Does that really matter? She has a mouth and hands, right?
glostik 0
You, my friend(not really), fail. Majorly. ._.
Residence_fml 4
Couldn't you just look over the kids? or are you a midget? but it's ok because you need to let your inner child come to you once in a while (: so fyl
RatIsKing 0
pervert...
youandme4ever_fml 0
lol that's true:)