Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
Today, while playing golf, I hit my ball near some tall grass along the edge of the water. Unbeknownst to me, there was an alligator hiding in the grass. He growled at me during my shot, causing me to put the ball directly into the pond. Alligator: 1 Me: 0. FML
Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
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Top comments
NGM_47 0
I wouldn't wanna be around you when something bad happens. Seriously, don't throw a fit over it.....
IambecomeRAWR 0
Wow, calm down... Plus, you realise that's a pretty good way to wreck your driver? Fail.
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bombdiggity123 0
Haha. Owwcch that sucks!
lindZAAAY 0
SECOND! Jealous much?
iKaite 0
Congrats, second poster, you fail at life and all aspects of it.
blink182rocks 0
YDI for golfing with all fags and old men. I'd rather sit and watch women interact! That's worse than nails on a chalkboard!
redbluegreen 41
lindZAAAY, you're twelfth, not second. I don't think there's anyone here that's jealous of the fact that you can't read properly.
moose91894 0
You're 12th
lilfuzz409 0
"YDI for golfing with all fags and old men. I'd rather sit and watch women interact! That's worse than nails on a chalkboard!" If you think all golf players are "fags and old men" you're retarted and you deserve any and every FML on this blog. You really should watch what you say.. I really hope someone is your family is gay and enjoys playing golf!... Peace.
smoeguy159 0
go to http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1757244 funny
Moemoemoe_fml 0
blink182rocks, you're the one who fails, and if you're enough of a tool to really think what you say, I doubt you see much interaction with women, hahaha!
xHockeyStarx 0
Number 66 is right, this "karma" is just an act of guilt
xHockeyStarx 0
I think atleast..
sexybeastsexybea 0
#12 second??? hmmm. twelve isn't after one. there is 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, &11.
GIRAFFES 0
Niceee.
no1askdu 5
maybe you shouldnt get angry....karma will get you
tronner 0
sounds like it did
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
I hate how everyone here automatically goes "karma's a bitch", or "karma will get you", etc! You guys do not even know what the hell karma is! And even if you did, you'd realize it isn't *real*! Besides, the myth that is karma shows that it is something that will transfer into your *next* life, if you even believe in that stuff. It would be more correct to say "What comes around goes around". So learn about what you talk about. God; I hate how this site is full with a bunch of retards that just copy what other people say. /end rant.
butterfly94_fml 0
uhm, i hope you realize that "what goes around comes around" IS karma. Why don't you stop ranting about everyone else's opinions-- because everyone is entitled to their own, and get a life. There's no need for you to trash what other people are saying just because you don't know what karma is.
leyalu 0
I hope you look up the definition of karma, and as an extension, Hinduism, and then try to say that again. Sorry but that was pathetic... considering that they were right and you are, still, incredibly wrong.
bezach 0
ikr (beggins coppying 66) ㄐㄊㄕㄨ ㄉㄋㄊ ㄍㄩㄩ
Ninjasaurus18 9
Lolololololol, yeah sure. Cuz everyone can totally just relieve themselves of their human nature, and not get angry. Let's just see how that works.
maichido 0
Umm, uh, ow. :(
NGM_47 0
I wouldn't wanna be around you when something bad happens. Seriously, don't throw a fit over it.....
SilenceIsSilver 0
Lol me either! OP the way you worded everything just seems so perverted for some reason... Anywho, FYL. ;( Hope it heals up quickly
treli1593 0
Smooth.
IambecomeRAWR 0
Wow, calm down... Plus, you realise that's a pretty good way to wreck your driver? Fail.
miscellaneousact 0
karmas a bitch, nice job
mijzelffan 0
the bees used there kamikaze suicide attack just to punish you. haha
SweetTea90 0
wrong use of there its "their"
ghostgirll 0
really?
crapmaster3000 19
Suicide suicide?
Qup 0
you take golf too seriosly. relax and enjoy it rather than fume over a bad shot. it's just not that important. you took a hard lesson- learn from it.