Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML
Today, I took a selfie at a concert with the stage in the background. As I tilted my head to get the perfect angle, I knocked over the guy in front of me’s beer. He turned around just in time to see me dripping in weak piss beer, and my selfie became a snapshot of my humiliation. FML
Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML
Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I forgot to tune my guitar pre-performance. Surprising, because it was in tune when I frantically did it by ear backstage. Too bad two of the six strings snapped, smacking the drummer in the face. FML
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Top comments
Save_Bandit 5
STAGE DIVE!!!
elemont 0
You get points for trying though!
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Save_Bandit 5
STAGE DIVE!!!
melchibr_fml 0
looks like captain Morgon got attack by his own medicine!
juliushater 12
He cant dive if he has already facepalmed
innavoiG 9
That's a truly epic fail.
agaba 0
You are defiantly NOT Keith stone
urdirtyolduncle 15
Smooth...
opendoorclosed 8
I don't always do the rock star pose, but when I do, I preffer dos equis.
seanders 10
I don't always go to the gym. But when I do, I make sure everybody on Facebook knows.
krazy_glu3 0
I don't usually try to be a badass, but when I do, I fail horribly.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
If he were to pat you on the back, you'd list it on your resume.
MyEpicDemise 7
Say hi to the guard and go back on stage like nothing happened.
burninnapalm 5
Must have been some dive if he went INTO the security guard. Must have been bloody
aftertheriot 0
I did the same thing.. just there was no security guard..
elemont 0
You get points for trying though!
juliushater 12
You loose alot more for failing
Awahso 25
Play it off like a crowd surf ;)
psuedodragon 23
Uh... wrong FML you're replying to there...
LaydiexSkull 3
But before you stage dive and crowd surf...make sure the crowd will catch you.(x
182yellowgreen41 10
Only if he has wireless. otherwise the cable will pull out
BrianAlarcon 0
How does your ID manage to fall out of ur wallet?
Awahso 25
Wrong FML mate :/
BrianAlarcon 0
Oops sry wrong "FML" Sry Hahah Fail! Can u delete any of ur comments?
BrianAlarcon 0
Hahah that happens to me alot!
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
Tht sux man =/ but props for trying :D
BrianAlarcon 0
FAIL!
tcurry_fml 0
I bet the security guy thought you felt...err...were good :D
lawrenceps 0
What?
bertoelmexicano 6
Definitely not Jimmy Page. NAF
jerico616 14
Maybe you should have practiced the move along with the music!
rexgar2000 10
crowd surf!
BOOSCAREDU 0
Don't copy #1, it's rude.
rexgar2000 10
I didn't exactly copy #1 :P my bad